The Friday 13, early edition.

Very bad news, especially for those of us who learned at the feet of Steve Jenkins.

Who is Melania Trump?

Awwwwwwwwwwwww. (With thanks to Elizabeth.)

Wish I were part of this trip.

Oh HELL yes.

Fascinating!

Cue the Star Trek theme.

“The ultimate first-world problem lawsuit.”

Shades of my youth!

My new favorite color.

A sad state of affairs.

Thank you (again), David Bowie. (Via.)

Dream farm of the week.